A couple of weeks ago, I brought in two of my young English Angora does to groom. The one gal, Hayden, was having great fun dashing all over the place, exploring here and there while I was gathering up my tools. I put my daughter in charge of watching them while I went downstairs. While I was gone, Abby had put the one bunny in the bathroom to keep it contained since she was having a hard time keeping on eye on both of them. When I came back up, Hayden was gone. We couldn’t find that little stinker anywhere. I mean, where on earth could she have gone? It’s not like she was the size of a mouse or anything. As we became more desperate, we started searching areas we wouldn’t normally worry about. Like the fireplace in the dining room.
There used to be an insert in the fireplace, but we took it out when we re-modeled. In its place I have large antique crocks that we keep our magazines in. Behind the crocks, in the floor, is a 4″x8.5″ ash vent with a door that pivots down. We had never paid attention to what was under that.
Since we were desperate, I took a flashlight and peered down into the ash opening. There, 8 feet down, was my bunny, in the ash pit that is about 3′ x 4′ in size. Horrible thoughts started racing through my head since she wasn’t moving – broken neck, broken back, broken leg…
I tied a large metal spoon to a piece of rope and dangled it down the opening, while holding a flashlight and tried to tap her with it to see if she would move. She did! She didn’t appear to be hurt. Whew. But how to get her out???
The only other way into the pit is a small door in the basement, wide enough to get a small shovel into. However, that door is behind a large wooden shelving unit that holds all of my canned goods. NOT movable. So Stan started working on removing one of the shelves so that we could open the door. But was Hayden interested in hopping out into the light? Not even remotely. It was nice in there. Dark. Quiet. Roomy. Perhaps even pleasant. And better yet – wonderfully dirty!
We put some hay by the opening, water and food and hoped that by the next morning we would find her hopping around the basement.
But no. Of course not. That would have been far too easy for all of us. Instead, as I was trying to find her with the flashlight, she had actually dug a small burrow into a wall of ash that was still left down in the pit. You could just see her bottom sticking out. Then my fear was that the ash would collapse and she would be buried under it. And she was in the opposite corner of the opening downstairs – we couldn’t reach her at all. What to do.
She eventually hopped out of her burrow closer to the basement opening. I had Abby go downstairs, to be on the ready to shut the door should she hop out. I got my handy spoon-on-a-rope and dangled it down the hole, trying to swish her out the door. Not. Straight to her burrow. Which then, of course, collapsed. Then I was freaking out. She was making no effort to dig herself out from what I could tell through the haze of ash dust with my lousy flashlight. Oh my god – she’s going to suffocate!!!
By then Stan thought I had completely lost it, as I was yelling to get the shop vac. Mr. Practical was saying things like, “the hose isn’t long enough to reach”, “what are you going to do, suck up all the ash?”. My reply, “what other choice do we have”. So, I stole all the attachments off my vacuum cleaner and we stuck them onto the shop vac hose. Down the hose went into the hole from the vent upstairs. There I was on my knees, trying to work this hose that took up half the vent opening and hold the flashlight at the same time so I could see what I was doing.
Eventually I could see her wool. The hose plugged up several times with large chunks of burnt stuff and once the vac itself was full, so we had to dump it out. I kept sucking the ash out, finding more of her body. The hose must have found her ears, because all of a sudden she shot out there like a bullet. I yanked out the hose to see where she went. She was no longer in the pit!!!
Abby ran downstairs and shut the door to the pit so she couldn’t get back in. We found her behind the furnace. Nothing broken. All in one piece. And, incredibly filthy!